I told  you not to click there.

See what happens when you don't give a duck's butt for following directions?
But since you did, you rebel, you might as well just enter your email address in the box so you can receive Snarkasm, Marnie's mostly-monthly newsletter. One never really knows what they'll find there. Hopefully it will be full of interesting ideas, thought-provoking articles, new release news, and contests for free stuff, written entirely by a dog wearing glasses. (Not really. As you know, it's hard for dogs to type. My dog dictates, and therefore does not need glasses.)